![]() ![]() Mom and Dad aren’t here.īrennan: Yeah, but can we keep doing it, though? It helps me pretend that they are.ĭale: You must feel just terrible. I can’t believe we have actually have to move out of this house.ĭale: Hey, you know, we don’t have to whisper anymore. Number one, you are gonna fix the f***ing drywall, NOW!ĭale: Yeah. Let the dirt just shower over you.ĭale: Dad! What are you doing? It’s Shark Week! Dale: (Is inside of the hole) What are you doing?īrennan: (As he’s shoveling dirt on Dale) I’m burying you!ĭale: (Sobbing) But I’m alive! Brennan, I’m alive!īrennan: (Continues burying him) You’re waking the neighbors! Shut up!!īrennan: Now I’m gonna play your drum set!īrennan: Close your eyes.Brennan: This house is a f***ing prison!īrennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!.Brennan: Did we just become best friends?īrennan: Do you wanna do Karate in the garage?.This is a house of learn-ed doctors.īrennan: You’re not a doctor…you’re a big, fat, curly-headed f***! Dale: You and your mom are hillbillies.And they were blazing that shit up every day. Nancy: You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.īrennan: It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. Nancy: Well, Brennan, those are very prestigious schools.īrennan: I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. Nancy: He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins, is that good enough for you? Brennan: Where did he go to medical school?.Brennan: Robert better not get in my face… ’cause I’ll drop that motherf***er.I would not expect you to call him “Dad”.īrennan: Well, I’m not going to. Brennan: I’m not gonna call him “Dad”.Brennan Huff: (On Christmas Day, regarding his Chewbacca mask) It’s okay that mine’s not movie quality.Brennan Huff: (After singing for Dale, upon his request) I felt like I was hovering over my own body, watching myself sing.Brennan Huff: (In regards to Robert and Nancy, who are retiring, selling their residence and having him and Dale live on their own as adults) Hold on We’re not going on the boat… Derek’s selling the house… We have to go therapy? (Robert nods in response) WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED!?.(to Derek, after the home buyers leave) Hey, Derek! Sprechen Sie Dick? If you guys need any fertilizer, I’ve got a lot of it Close to 80 tons. Brennan Huff: (Wearing a Nazi outfit, to some home buyers) Hey, f***ers! Welcome to the neighborhood! My name is Craig.Brennan Huff: (At Derek’s birthday gathering, during his and Dale’s presentation of Prestige Worldwide) Last week, we put Liquid Paper on a bee… And it died.Brennan Huff: (Sleep-talking) I’ll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.Brennan Huff: (Banging Dale’s snare drum with his scrotum) John Bonham’s playing Moby Dick for real!.
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